The Bumbling Foriegner does not want to tell you about his exile from Iran and his trials with stage four cancer to evoke your sympathy. Instead, he will translate his genius into something digestible. This is an absurd comedy solo. The Foriegner will eat hot dogs and will not drink his own urine.

Sohrab is Bumbling Foriegner who suffers from retrograde ejaculation as a result of extensive stage four testicular cancer treatment. Retrograde ejaculation is a condition where semen instead of coming out, it gets released into the bladder. This makes the Foriegner infertile. He is however in a relationship where his girlfriend considers infertility a deal-breaker. Sohrab is Bumbling Foriegner will be performing for the last three times here in the United States before he returns to Iran to retrieve the semen he had deposited in the sperm bank before he started his cancer treatment. Sohrab is Bumbling Foriegner is going to be facing quite a few obstacles such as dealing with the extremist regime who casts a special suspicion upon those who return from the US, as well as the dangers of carrying the semen in a freezer for a long period of time back to America, and of course the difficulties of obtaining a re-entry visa which could deem this entire journey insurmountable and possibly keep Sohrab in Iran forever.

Catch Sohrab is Bumbling Foriegner for three last hurrahs in Philly, and give this boy a heartfelt goodbye. He might have been the last genius clown left.